All Cast
Gregory Hines
Bernard 'Bern' Lemley
Vincent D'Onofrio
Tony 'Ole' Olezniak
Sarah Trigger
Heidi
James Earl Jones
James Bing
Robert O'Reilly
Bartender
Maria O'Brien
Peggy
Kathryn Howell
Doris
Dennis Dun
Chang
Max Gail
Farmer John
Joe Theismann
Joe Theismann
Roy Firestone
Roy Firestone
Jack Rader
Drag Queen
Diedre Kilgore
Topless Fan