Bodhi Elfman
Eddy Pinie / Clown Zippy
Rebecca Forsythe
Helga Svenson
Angeline-Rose Troy
Inga Svenson / Mom
French Stewart
Professor von Scheisenberg
George Wendt
Father Mahoney
Malcolm Foster Smith
Lt. Johnson
Martin Klebba
Clown Captain
Verne Troyer
Emperor Beezel-Chug
Anastasia Elfman
Cindy / Young Mom / Nun / Burlesque Dancer
Richard Elfman
Clown Bippy
Marco Antonio Parra
Ramon (as Marco Parra)
Will Gardner
Alien Officer / Alien Cadet
Richard Wagner
Men in Black Agent
J. Marvin Campbell
Men in Black Agent
Marcos Mateo Ochoa
Desi, Rupert
Gilli Messer
Coroner Fennigan
James Balsamo
Ping pong enthusiast
Fnu Aruna
News reporter / rapper
Lisa Bertoldo
Willa the Waiter
Jahel Corban Caldera
Alien Mozz / Clown Corby / News presenter
Cassandra Angelique Casini
Mrs. Angelo
Tamara Goodwin
American Newscaster
Lenny Hernandez
Alien Captain Zozz
Sean Keller
Officer Keller
Robbyn Leigh
Burlesque Dancer (as Audrey Deluxe)
Jesse Merlin
Russian Newscaster
Sebastian Muñoz
Alien Og / Clown Moonie (as Sebastian Munoz)
Graham Skipper
Officer Skipper
Justin Humphreys
Yokel (uncredited)
