Buddy Hackett
Buddy Hackett - S.T.O.P.-I.T. Spokesman
Howard Hesseman
Ernie Piles, War Correspondent
Harry Shearer
Narrator (voice)
David Downing
'Dark Town' Singer
Murphy Dunne
Tough, White G.I.
David Landsberg
Duddy Allen
Jaye P. Morgan
Stop-It Nurse
Avery Schreiber
Theatre Manager
Lynne Marie Stewart
Budget Attendant
Betty Thomas
Biker Chick #1
Robin Sherwood
Biker Chick #2
Teddy Wilson
Elijah Abdoul Jamaal Muhammed
Bill Zuckert
Hotel Detective
John H. Mayer
Narrator (voice)
Gary Owens
Narrator (voice)
Nancy Lee Noble
Woman in Bed (as Nancy Noble)
