All Cast
Robbie Williams
Self
Rufus Wainwright
Self
Lily Allen
Self
Steve Whitmire
Kermit the Frog / Statler
Dave Goelz
Gonzo the Great / Waldorf
Eric Jacobson
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear
Kimani Arthur
School Child (Singer)
Gordon Bibby
Singing Dickensian Rogue / Fat popstar
Harry Collett
Ensemble
Macey Ellie
Singer
India Jean-Jacques
Girl / Ensemble
Dawn Lovegrove
Wench
Isabella Pappas
Ensemble
Peter Stanford
Fat Pop Star
Sam Varley
Ensemble singer