Jonathan Bennett
Van Wilder
Kurt Fuller
Dean Charles Reardon
Nestor Aaron Absera
Farley
Nick Nicotera
Corporal Benedict
Mike Pniewski
General Thomas (as Mike Pinewski)
Sarah 'So' Oliver
Hot Girl
Amanda Best
Hot Freshman Girl
Dennis Luciani
Professor Downs
Leland L. Jones
Reverend Dawkins (as Leland Jones)
Shaun Bowman
Football Fan (as Dennis Bowman)
Terrie Thompson
Reardon's Wife
L. Warren Young
Campus Cop
Hayes Mercure
First Squad Raider
Nicholas Kerves
Dirk's Crony
Allie Taylor
Hot Freshman Girl
Robert Peterson
Quarterback
Richard Edward III
Dirk's Crony (as Rick Calik)
Chase Steven Anderson
Excited Guy
Robert A. Clark
Dude in Pool
