All Cast
Christopher Walken
Reed Thimple
Stephen Tobolowsky
Norbert Barrington
Daryl Mitchell
Officer Hamm
M.C. Gainey
Roadie
Diedrich Bader
Officer Cheets / Ted (voice)
Alex Rocco
Rip Holland
Meagen Fay
Mrs. Barrington
Eli Marienthal
Dex Barrington
Haley Joel Osment
Beary Barrington (voice)
Candy Ford
Trixie (voice)
James Gammon
Big Al (voice)
Brad Garrett
Fred (voice)
Toby Huss
Tennessee (voice)
Kevin Michael Richardson
Henry (voice)
Stephen Root
Zeb (voice)
Queen Latifah
Cha-Cha
Chip Chinery
Tom Tamina
Carolyn Almos
Tina Tamina
Marcus Knight
Chef
Michael Lawrence Morgan
Benny Bogswaggle
Alpheus Merchant
Elderly Black Man
Daniel Escobar
Store Manager
Christopher Darga
Mr. Slamboni
Jess Harnell
Long-Haired Dude
Ann Hastings
Elderly Woman
Paul Rugg
TV Reporter
Dennis E. O'Donnell
Wedding Band Member
Michael R. Hastings
Wedding Band Member
Peter Leinheiser
Wedding Band Member
Arthur F. Repola
Wedding Band Member
Betty Weiss
Cashier
Jennifer Paige
Waitress
Josh Quirk
Fry Cook
Sean O'Connell
Grip
Larry Burke
Video Roadie
Krystal Harris
Self
Don Henley
Self
Wyclef Jean
Self
Elton John
Self
Willie Nelson
Self
Bonnie Raitt
Self
Brian Setzer
Self
Don Was
Self
Xzibit
Self
Julianne Buescher
Puppeteer (Tennessee)
Terri Hardin
Puppeteer (Trixie / Big Al)
John E. Kennedy
Puppeteer (Zeb)
Bruce Lanoil
Puppeteer (Henry)
Michelan Sisti
Puppeteer (Ted)
Allan Trautman
Puppeteer (Fred)
Alice Dinnean
Puppeteer (Beary)
Misty Rosas
Suit Performer
Tom Fisher
Suit Performer
Kaefan Shaw
Suit Performer
Tony Sabin Prince
Suit Performer
Jody St. Michael
Suit Performer
Brian La Rosa
Suit Performer
Denise Cheshire
Suit Performer
John Alexander
Suit Performer
Bobbie Bates
Dancer
Bubba Carr
Dancer
Carla Earle
Dancer
Aisha Francis
Dancer
Sandi Johnson
Dancer
Birl Jonns
Dancer
Nancy O'Meara
Dancer
Ayesha Orange
Dancer
Katy Roy
Dancer
Pamela Rossi
Dancer
Kevin Alexander Stea
Dancer
Roland Tabor
Dancer
Darrel W. Wright
Dancer
Earl Wright
Dancer
Jason Yribar
Dancer
Michelle Elkin
Dancer
Becca Sweitzer
Dancer
Tovaris Wilson
Dancer
Russell "Goofy" Wright
Dancer
Timothy Anderson
Dancer
Billy Bonsangue
Dancer
Carol Connors
Dancer
John Ronald Dennis
Dancer
Brian Friedman
Dancer
Jennifer Hamilton
Dancer
Brandon Henschel
Dancer
Reginald Jackson
Dancer
Anthony Marciona
Dancer
Morris O'Connor
Dancer
Beverly Polcyn
Dancer
Bubba Dean Rambo
Dancer
Shealan Spencer
Dancer
Anthony Talauega
Dancer
Richmond Talauega
Dancer
Grant Taskerud
Dancer
Anne Vardanian
Dancer
Salvatore Vassallo
Dancer
