Ezio Greggio
Antonio Motel
Dom DeLuise
Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
Martin Balsam
Det. Martin Balsam
Stuart Pankin
Insp. Pete Putrid
Phyllis Diller
Old Secretary
Shelley Winters
Mrs. Motel (The Mother)
Andre Rosey Brown
Motorcycle Cop
Marshall Bell
Cross Dressing Agent
Pat Rick
President Bill Clinton
John Carpenter
Trenchcoat Man / Gimp
Eddie Deezen
Video Cameraman
Ken Davitian
Luciano Pavarotti
Peter DeLuise
Checkout Guard
David DeLuise
Policeman #1
Dom Irrera
Gas Station Attendant
Lance Kinsey
Investigating Officer
Debra Christofferson
Misery Woman
Linda Lutz
Housedress Woman
Rudy De Luca
Malicious Mel the Checkout Maniac
Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst
Beautiful Woman
Raymond Serra
Agent Prostitute #1
Daniel McVicar
Forensics Expert
Wilhelm von Homburg
Maitre 'D
John Roarke
Ex-President George Bush
Kimber Sissons
Push-Up Lady
Lynn Shirey
First Lady Hillary Clinton
Seifullah Ziyad II
Michael Jackson
Jim Maniaci
Rape Culturist #1
Manny Molina
Rape Culturist #2
Robert Muse
Agent Prostitute #2
Rino Piccolo
Ambulance Driver
Mel Brooks
Checkout Guest (uncredited)
Ray S. Ellerbe
Agent (uncredited)
Cornelia Johnsson
Sharon Bone (uncredited)
Angela Masini
Fat Woman (uncredited)
